The Ultimate Restaurant Idea

  The Cascade Locks ALE HOUSE is for sale in Cascade Locks, Oregon.  Cascade Locks Ale House This former brothel from yesteryear is only 949,000 dollars.  From above you can see how large the facility is and the backyard is already set up for outdoor dining. You could even set up a "movie night" for the facility. Cascade Lock is a great location for a restaurant. Tourists come here in droves to hike the numerous hiking trails to waterfalls. They come to visit the incredible fish hatchery which is the coolest one I have ever visited, and it was made famous in the movie based on the book WILD starring Reese Witherspoon. The toll bridge there is legendary and is called the BRIDGE OF THE GODS! You can also catch the paddle wheel rides on the boat going under the bridge there.  These paddle Boasts were used in the movie MAVERICK and it makes you laugh to see the gaffe in the film where you see the Crown Point Vista House from the boat. Anyhow the bridge links Oregon to ...

The Lookout Roadhouse is for sale in Lake Elsinore, California  Lookout Roadhouse for sale  and checkout the youtube video  It is a great restaurant with a view. Anyhow I was telling my psychiatrist about my 7 ideas about a breastaurant. The first being a Mexican food breastaurant called WHORE HAYS, with sort of a Mexican Hee-Haw theme to the waitress outfit. A French one called WHORE D'OEUVRES where the waitresses dress as sexy French Maids. An American cuisine one called SLOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN WHORES with the caricature of "Slow White" as a male character who looks a lot like actor Powers Boothe who played Cash Bailey in the movie EXTREME PREJUDICE, with a huge grin and sunglasses in a white cowboy hat and white Colonel Sanders suit, smoking a giant dog turd of a cigar while ogling some whorish looking waitresses dressed like  named Sleepy Whore, Dopey Whore, Grumpy Whore, Happy Whore, Sneezy Whore, Bashful Whore, Vindictive Whore, and Bible Whore. Sort of an ad...

The legendary Sundance Saloon is for sale in Parker, Arizona  Sundance Saloon is for sale  for 4 million dollars. It is 18,000 square feet but needs a lot of remodeling & TLC. It's glory days were back in the 70's and 80's I read.  People went to drink, party, and find their significant other or one night stand of their dreams. Did I mention they drank a lot???  There is more then just one bar in the large facility. After much fasting and prayer, looking into my crystal ball, slamming down tarot cards, meditating, and downing two McDonald's cheeseburgers, a large order of fries and drinking a diet coke big gulp I have received personal revelation how to return the Sundance Saloon back to glory! The Saloon is situated on the banks of the Colorado River and is located on what they call the Parker Strip.  These are four grand "keys"or ideas to bring this landmark back to life. 1. Need to add life to the menu by adding these food items: For appetizers I woul...

  It is a very large restaurant event center and was formerly a funeral home.  My idea would be to turn this property into a Vampire themed restaurant where the waitresses wear the elegant costume like actress Andree Melly wore in the comedy horror film THE HORROR OF IT ALL as your servers. See photo:  The signage on the outside where the slogan would be, "Where people are dying to get in and dine" Just imagine how fun it would be to order a diet coke by saying, "Hey Vampira, bring me a diet coke please!" The doors on the building all need to be changed to a coffin shape. The Eventuary  It has a great location near the ocean.  and it has a stage where you could put on musical, comedy, or magic shows on different nights. Behold the stage.  and here is another angle.  I would hang a giant wall portrait of the hottest movie vampire of all time who was portrayed by the late great actress Andree Melly, from the film THE HORROR OF IT ALL up on the wall to o...

  The South Main Market Food Hall is for sale in Jonesboro, Arkansas.  South Main Market Food Hall for sale Jonesboro is the home of Arkansas State University and is the backpacking capitol of Arkansas and home to  Gearhead Outfitters . This restaurant is in downtown Jonesboro and is a perfect location for a new restaurant to move into.  Jonesboro is only a 4 hour drive from Branson, Missouri, the new country music capitol of the world. The restaurant has a fantastic interior as you can see.  and there is more. and yet another view.  and interior room of some sort.  and the upstairs rooms  and even more upstairs  and the view looking down at the ground floor.  This is the idea for the Month of May inspired by this Glen Campbell song  Arkansas

Rod's Steakhouse in Williams, AZ is for sale. See link  Rod's Steakhouse  .  Williams is known as the GATEWAY TO THE GRAND CANYON as this match book from the restaurant verifies.  I think I ate here as a small child because of the design of the menu's and that plastic cow outside I wanted to ride. My Dad said, "We do not have time. Menu looked cool as a kid:  and when you opened it up you could see what there was to order. Needless to say this establishment has been in business for a very long, long, time and it has a good track record until it started to go downhill. The new owners can resurrect it. Here are some interior photos.  and the interior at another angle.  and for those of you who like to drink there is the bar area.  and there is a back entrance for the bar if you happen to be Mormon and need to sneak in from the back.  and another side angle of the back. and of course there is parking available for customers too.  This would...