The Ultimate Restaurant Idea

The Desert Rose Pizza Gastropub and Steaks is for sale.   Yes folks, another giant 11,250 squarefoot restaurant has gone the way of the Dodo. The reason being is because they were charging a high price for extremely mediocre food. So while you are sitting on your ceramic throne at your house pondering this mystery you can receive revelation by realizing the place was like an Applebee's but with the price two times as expensive. Food reporter Dominic Armato for AZ Central gave his   Review of the Desert Rose Pizza Gastropub and Steaks  . Then I read the Horny Toad out of Cave Creek started their 2nd restaurant in the building and it bombed too because their food was too expensive and lousy.  Now it is for sale and it came to pass, after much prayer and fasting and keeping one eye on the glory of God and the other fixated upon some woman's derriere I divined the supreme answer to make this restaurant viable. I put on my sacred robes, whether in the body or out of the body I can

Cafe La Maze is for sale  in National City (near San Diego). It has been in business since 1941. The restaurant first started in Hollywood, CA. Founded by Marcel LaMaze who opened the first Cafe LaMaze on Sunset Blvd in Hollywood but then he was asked by celebrities to open one close to Tijuana, Mexico so when the celebrities went down to gamble at the horse track and during prohibition to drink they could have a place to eat and gamble close by. They convince Lamaze that he could open the restaurant down there and he even had an upstairs office built where the Hollywood Elite could play cards and gamble.  The inside is amazing with the old red leather booths and photos of stars from the Golden Age of Hollywood and the interior reminds me of the new Geico commercial where the guy is grating like 700 pounds of parmesan on the customer's spaghetti. Restaurant has the dim lighting look of those nostalgic times back in the 40's and 50's.  Now the bar is marble topped and has an