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The Crazy Tuna Bar & Grille in Essex, Maryland is for sale and should be purchased and called THE NAUTI MERMAID TIKI BAR & RESTAURANT

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The Crazy Tuna is for  Sale  in Essex, Maryland. It is located off Hopkins Creek just off the Middle River.  It looks like it has potential for an amusing East Coast place to drink and dine and take in concerts. I really don't know a whole hell of a lot about Maryland except for the fact as a small child I ate at a fast food restaurant called "Maryland Fried Chicken" and I got a free "Go Fly A Chicken" kite and when I got home and showed it to my mom she said, "Go fly a chicken doesn't make any sense." Regardless, as a kid I enjoyed the kite until I got it caught in a tree and lost it..........Now the  Crazy Tuna Yelp  and  Crazy Tuna Bar & Grille Instagram  have additional photos and reviews.  The photo above shows the large patio area and some of the outdoor seating. Now this bar and grill had been open for like 20 years but then the live music got shut down for being two noisy for a couple of weekends its last year of business. The yelp re...

BELLY Bar and restaurant is for sale in Phoenix. It will rise like a Phoenix from the ashes as a restaurant/bar called COBRA CABANA

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  This unique building is up for sale and I have had the perfect revelation to save it! Now it use to be the restaurant called  BELLY BAR & RESTAURANT   and it had a decent rating on YELP but after 4 years in business it became unprofitable to the owners. Now lets look at the upstairs bar and dining which looks Stalinistic industrial. Another view of the upstairs seating looking the other way.  and now the upstairs outside balcony seating  and this angle of the outdoor balcony seating  Now the staircase leads down to the ground floor dining room, restroom, and kitchen area.  Here is the downstairs dining and open kitchen  and the bathroom I mentioned.  and some of the prep kitchen area  the cooking kitchen area  and the dish washing area  Now Belly had 3 locations and closed them all. I sought the needed answer to save this place by reading Tobin's Spirit guide, used a crystal ball, Tarot Cards, and reading a cheap blue cov...

The Oba Restaurant is for sale in Portland, OR Pearl District area and needs to be freshened up a bit on the outside and inside.

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  I really had to dig deep to figure out what to do with a restaurant named OBA that is like a 10,000 square foot warehouse building with hardly any style to it on the outside that is for sale . The outside entrance of the building looks unassuming to me................. so I would like to change it to an entrance like this:  which would peak the curiosity of people making them want to find out what's behind that strange round door.  Now OBA had a solid rating on Yelp of 3.8 out of 5 and was in business for 10 years but it became tired so it went out of business. Here is how it looked in one interior dining room  which is very nice, but to spruce things up and give it that special romantic "whorehouse luster" that women seem to crave I would copy the interior of this New York, restaurant called LalaLu. Behold!: Now expanding this view. On the left are the private enclosed booths. which look super cool. Here is an extreme closeup.  Pretty cool and now an expanded...