The Historic and oldest restaurant in Sacramento, California CLUB PHEASANT is for sale.

 

Club Pheasant is for sale for 3.2 million dollars This is a historic icon that needs to be preserved and also to continue as a restaurant.

I fasted and prayed for nearly five minutes before I got hungry and received revelation that actress Brie Larson should buy this restaurant and restore it to glory. 

Why??? I will give you these reasons:

1. Brie is a native of Sacramento, she was born here. A locally woman owned business. Perhaps she has even eaten at the restaurant before.

2. Brie was obviously named after the gourmet cheese. Brie is a creamy, whitish cheese with a bloomy edible rind. It originates from the Brie region of northern France between the Seine and Marne ...This also means Brie should probably name her two future daughters: Seine and Marne. 

3. Since Club Pheasant had a successful run of 87 years in business all I can say that is a greater run then any television show out there so it is a stable business. 

4. Since I read Brie is a devout foodie, she should definitely own a restaurant and it makes it easy to invite the parents and relatives to dinner for the holidays without having to worry about them tracking up the new carpet at the house or condo. 

5. She should recruit Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart as co-investors because they are both foodies I read. Charlize Theron being South African could offer the tangible asset of the South African Braai (South African BBQ cooked over wood) for the large outdoor patio area at the restaurant 

and this angle: 

and yet another angle 

and the final angle 

Charlize also inspired my idea for the new tongue and cheek name of the restaurant: TWO DAYS EATING CORNISH HEN IN THE SACRAMENTO VALLEY with the poster similar to the original but with Charlize, Brie, and Kristen wearing the identical white outfit from left to right but instead of sunglasses at the bottom of the poster, a beautifully roasted Cornish Hen with a side of cranberry sauce with stuffing. It would be very leggy and insatiable. Get it? Got it? Good!

6. Now you are gonna need a celebrity chef to really spice up the business so they should hire Top Chef winner Kristen Kish 

to be the new chef. I watched her snap a live lobster into multiple parts and cook it on youtube and I felt a psychic pain flowing through me and I collapsed. My brother asked, "What's wrong?" and I replied, "It was as if a billion lobsters were screaming out in pain and were suddenly silenced" Kristen will have to move from Bug Tussle, Texas and sell or leave her old restaurant in Austin (Bug Tussle was Austin's original name) of the town and to paraphrase the words of Scruggs and Flatt, "So she loaded up the knives and pimentos and she moved to Sacramento" I'm so musical....it's uncanny.......

The idea for February to save a historic restaurant and return it to glory. To find out more about the sale, this article was helpful https://fox40.com/news/local-news/west-sacramento/whats-next-for-the-club-pheasant-property-heres-west-sacramentos-plans/ Happy Valentines Day to the women of the world and it is sealed with a lick, because a kiss won't stick. Remember: E=MC2.