BELLY Bar and restaurant is for sale in Phoenix. It will rise like a Phoenix from the ashes as a restaurant/bar called COBRA CABANA

 This unique building is up for sale and I have had the perfect revelation to save it! Now it use to be the restaurant called BELLY BAR & RESTAURANT and it had a decent rating on YELP but after 4 years in business it became unprofitable to the owners. Now lets look at the upstairs bar and dining which looks Stalinistic industrial.

Another view of the upstairs seating looking the other way. 

and now the upstairs outside balcony seating 

and this angle of the outdoor balcony seating 

Now the staircase leads down to the ground floor dining room, restroom, and kitchen area. 

Here is the downstairs dining and open kitchen 

and the bathroom I mentioned. 

and some of the prep kitchen area 

the cooking kitchen area 

and the dish washing area 

Now Belly had 3 locations and closed them all. I sought the needed answer to save this place by reading Tobin's Spirit guide, used a crystal ball, Tarot Cards, and reading a cheap blue covered novel called the Book of Mormon, and the Bible, but none of those had the answer. I knew I had to act fast and turn to classic cinema and presto, the revelation was revealed. The new name should be COBRA CABANA.

Another picture of the front of the restaurant 

Most answers were provided by the classic film Cobra Woman which was released during World War 2 era to provide people with ridiculous escapist entertainment to escape the horrors of war and rationing. This made a star of actress Maria Montez. She was beautiful and commanding but died at the young age of 39. The furniture in the film is so cool because her throne she used was in the shape of a Cobra as seen in the next three photos: 

and here (notice Lon Chaney Jr. in the middle)

and here 

I found some cobra chairs that would look cool in a restaurant called COBRA CABANA 

 here 

and here 

And this different modern cobra chair might do the trick. 

And perhaps the cobra style dining table with Cobra chairs.

The entry way doors would have cobra door handles 

 and the food and drink serving trays would copy this unique cobra tray. 

and side view 

Now the food should be a little bit of everything and stolen off other restaurant menus around the country. In keeping with the snake theme I would definitely have a hamburger called THE SNAKE PLISSKEN with BBQ sauce and onion straws on it, THE SNAKE STABLER burger done southern style with creamy pimento cheese, bourbon bacon jam, with carmelized onion, Boston lettuce, and fresh tomato on a buttery brioche bun, and the ELVIS BURGER with the peanut butter and bananas on top of it. Now here I am eyeballing celebrities on the internet. 

Now if celebrities were to somehow attend the restaurant I would have these special menu items and drinks. 

Now one Arizona celebrity, retired emeritus I think, with the nickname of Tipsy would enjoy eating the sandwich known as the Inna Gadda Da Pita which is a 1/2 pound burger with house mustard sauce, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, and served in a house made pita wrap. Her drink of choice is a huge one (her siblings can share) Lei-lani-linn Fire Bowl 

 consisting of 48 ounces of liquor-on-fire nonsense consisting of exotic rums, a cadre of booze and boozosity, mango, hibiscus, pineapple, orange, and citrus bitters.

 

Our next Arizona celebrity is rock climber Sierra "Muscles Coyle" Blair who would love to feast on The Chimi Hendrix which is an 8 oz. Tenderloin steak cooked in Chimichurri sauce and her favorite alcohol beverage which is Muscle Milk Nog, which consists of Muscle Milk, 2 oz's of Rum, and one raw egg all shaken but not stirred. It ensures she has the flattest"Molson Muscle"in town. 

For actress Sophie Thatcher, she is so goth she likes to feast on the BAT OUT OF HELL which is a delicious Singaporeon "Meatloaf" Sandwich on a dark rye hoagie bun and her favorite alcoholic beverage is the  OH MY GOTH which consists of Black Rum, Bitters, and Coke. 

Now Anna Kendrick loves a dish called The Twilight's Last Grilling which consists of grilled Teriyaki Salmon on a bed of rice and the drink I chose for her is called THE SIMPLE FLAVOR which is just ginger ale, grenadine, with lemon and lime topped with a maraschino cherry because I forbid her to drink alcohol after I read in THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER she's a really mean drunk. That article was next to a story called "Batboy Takes Manhattan". 

Now Emma Watson loves the dish prepared for her called Expecto Timpano with a slice of Azkaban (slice of rump roast). Her favorite alcoholic beverage is a Flaming Hufflepuff consisting of Whiskey, Rum, Armenian Brandy, Diet coke, and a Maraschino cherry. 

Now Star Trek and Star Wars actress Christina Chong loves the chicken sandwich called The Gornish Hen which is even more popular then the Karate themed chicken sandwich called The Cluck Norris and the other one called Guac-A-Doodle-Do and she loves eating that with a side of Ham Solo. Her drink of choice is a Klingon Blood Ale Boilermaker. 

Now actress Chloe East, being a big baseball fan loves the foot long hot dog smothered in sauerkraut called The Final Kraut Down and her favorite beverage is The Jack Mormon coffee with Kahlua and Cream.

Now actress Gina Gershon who looks like actress Mara Corday, loves to eat the Moon Over My Hammy which are two sunnyside up eggs with ham on top of an English Muffin with Golden Harvest Hollandaise sauce and her beverage of choice is the ONE EYED WILLY consisting of dark Jamaican rum, house-made Falernum, orange, pineapple, fresh lime, and Captain Morgan's Rum Rum good!

Sometimes my psychic revelations can be affected by how much diet coke I drink so give a 5% or 10% deviation for accuracy on the old crystal ball. 

Now someone needs to buy this restaurant Belly for sale and for sale here belly for sale. Please buy it and change the name to COBRA CABANA and apply my ideas and make it fantastic. While you ponder to buy this restaurant please enjoy this humble Cobra themed tune.