Rebel Ranch is for sale in Cave Creek Arizona and should be rebranded as THE BODACIOUS ALLIGATOR "HOME OF THE GATOR GIRLS"

 

They say that all the restaurants that have operated out 6705 E. Cave Creek in Cave Creek Arizona are cursed and have gone out of business. After reviewing the reviews on YELP for each restaurant it had nothing to do with a curse and a lot more to do with lousy customer service and lousy food. They use to hold a Sunday rodeo in the arena out back but only one day to draw people in for that probably did not really entice anyone to come on a non rodeo day.

The rodeo arena and accessories need scrapped. More on this later.

The first restaurant at this location was Hogs and Horses , then it was The Outlaw Bar , then it was Outlaw Annie's , and finally it was Rebel Ranch Bar which did not have any reviews on Yelp and then it was temporarily closed while waiting on the City of Cave Creek to approve some remodeling plans and apparently the city only approved some of the changes and not all of them and now the place is up for sale again on Rebel Ranch for sale Loopnet , at Rebel Ranch for sale at Lee & Associates , at Rebel Ranch Bar for sale Property Shark , and Rebel Ranch Bar for sale at Commerical Cafe . 

Another deal breaker is the competition across the street which is the world famous biker bar and grill THE HIDEAWAY and when you look at their website, their instagram THE HIDEAWAY INSTAGRAM , their YELP YELP for THE HIDEAWAY they have a strangle hold on the biker market, the THE SULTRY BIKER WOMEN with more tattoos then a women's prison movie and the FBI released a report that women with tattoos are more sexually adventurous, the biker clothing, and the whole thing is owned and run by a biker. They are a successful juggernaut and model for a Biker Bar and Grill and they dominate the area.

The Cowboy bar idea as competition is a complete failure. Not just 3 and out, but 4 restaurants and out. It simply does not work. 

Now here is my restaurant idea for the location at 6705 E. Cave Creek Road. I have big changes.

Instead of another cowboy bar I think the main feature of the restaurant and the new menu should be Alligator known as "Chicken of the Swamp" and the restaurant is themed after this. 

There is a restaurant in Chicago called FRONTIER that specializes in serving whole animals including Alligator, Goats, Lamb, and Pigs. Chef Brian Jupiter from FRONTIER should be hired to consult and train the chefs at this new Cave Creek AZ restaurant.   b

This means you can not only serve whole alligator but Gator Kabob, Gator Taco's, Gator Stir-Fry, Gator Ceasar salad, and a Gator Po-Boy, and a Gator burger. Now the new name of the restaurant: The Bodacious Alligator "Home of The Gator Girls." The Gator Girls, will be the waitresses and they serve the Gators along with the other enticing cuisine in sort of a homage to Daisy Mae from Li'l Abner because hillbilly swamp people eat a lot of gator as well as others.

and one more: 

Gator meat has many health benefits including twice the protein of a same size serving of beef, but significantly lower fat content and extremely low or non existent cholesterol level. Important nutrients are Potassium, Iron, Vitamin B-12 and Omega 3 fatty acids as well as Phosphorus, Niacin, and Monosaturated Fatty acids. Besides being healthy it is a whole new dining experience eating something exotic. Other items included on the menu would be "Yabby" as the Australians call them. 

It is the red claw crayfish which are much larger then their USA cousins, sort of like a small lobster and they are delicious. Another item served would be a dish I enjoyed eating in Australia what the Australians call "Underground Mutton". I was eating "Underground Mutton" and asked the host the question, "Is it a sheep grown underground?" and she smiled and said. "No, it's our way of saying rabbit" which made me laugh. So "Underground Mutton" is a must for the menu. Chicken, Beef, and Blackened Catfish 

should be served as well as Boutin Balls 

, blackeyed pea salads, and regular salads etc.

Desserts would be Hummingbird Cake 

Fruit and cream pies, and Ice cream. You would have the standard tea, soda like diet coke etc, and coffee for beverages as well as unique beer offerings from West Virginia, you know, the almost heaven state according to John Denver, with fantastic names like OLD LEG HUMPER.

Space Camp Tramp Stamp, Saved by the Smell , Multiple Hopgasms , Harrison Fjord, Java the Whut? , We come in Peach, Her Dirty Bathwater ,  My Eyes Are Up Here! and Battle Cow Galacticose and serve the regular beer too if you want.

Now I mentioned the rodeo grounds need torn down and they install and replace the rodeo grounds with a maze for children to enjoy as well as adults and a miniature golf course. I got the idea from studying this place in Florida Maze. Notice the watch towers parents can use to coach their kids through the maze without burning up in the hot Arizona sun.

Also the entryway should be made into an Alligator Head entry like Gator Land in Florida because kids love walking through entryways like this and secretly adults do too.

Instead of Gatorland just think Bodacious Alligator "Home of the Gator Girls" printed on the mouth above. Think how cool the food, the t-shirts, hats, etc and the additional  income from the maze and miniature golf course would be. Entertainment for the whole damn family!