The Tiki Barge is for sale and like the "London Bridge" it needs to be relocated to Arizona on Lake Pleasant or on Saguaro Lake near Mesa or The Lakes in Tempe.

Scream it from the rooftops. The Tiki Barge is for Sale. Read this story It went up for sale originally for 1 million dollars by the same owner of Tiki Lee's and now you can get it for $40,000. Let's check out this bargain barge. Here is the view from the river side. 

View from the upstairs bar looking down on the pool and deck. 

and let's look at a crush menu for hot days. Look at those titles from John Lemon, Cool Hand Cuke, and It takes two to Mango. 

and the regular drinks have some cool names as well 

and there is a food menu as well. 

and of course a brunch menu 

Look at this Seared Tuna Salad photo. 

and they had themed parties for the holidays such as St. Paddy's day with Green drinks. 

Now let's look at some more pool photos. 

and of course the place offered Merchandise 

and that merchandise is discovered at the upstairs bar. 

Sometimes the pool featured some cool flotation devices such as this. 

and featured humorous signs 

with the positive slogan of "Don't go Postal...Just go Coastal. At times they would put up some positive poetry, 

Now they would cover up the pool periodically and have Yoga classes on deck. 

Maybe Namaste yoga could be subcontracted to take care of that. Let's look at a great aerial view of the Tiki Barge again. 

and they even have a giant sugar skull. 

and promotional events for things such as a sunglasses company. 

I think this would be a perfect new addition and option for an Arizona Lake. They probably need to copy the photo op opportunites presented by another floating Barge called The Barge Carolina Beach NC Now look how cool the photos are with the fiberglass white shark. 

and of course to make the kids look like they are in danger. 

and of course the Irish Beauty contest 

and some people posed their pets underneath as well or made the shark to look like it had a vodka problem like this.  The shark might be Russian.

Or maybe pose a beautiful bikini clad woman in peril instead of some dude like here 

Regardless it would make for an amusing photo.

This floating bar idea will work and can be very popular and entertaining. Being relocated to the desert I can almost hear Obi-Wan Kenobi speak these words of wisdom 

May the force be with you! Someone buy this damn thing!