Mosaic needs to be purchased and turned into a successful restaurant in Scottsdale. My master plan to save it and I didn't even need a resurrection stone....

 Mosaic is for sale in Scottsdale and it needs to rise from the ashes like the Phoenix. Mosaic is for sale in Scottsdale I'm so poetic.....

I see enormous potential for a themed restaurant in this vacant place. First of all we get rid of the name Mosaic. It is far to pretentious and obnoxious. I would call the place MIRAGE. The space has flexibility with two different outdoor dining patios with desert views.
Looking out into the desert in the scorching heat you could probably see a mirage, or El Chupacabra or a pit-bull mating with a Gila Monster..... The inside is very vanilla for an upscale restaurant. 
The idea of carpet in a dining room, especially an ugly carpet like this, is so insane to me. I guess they think it is romantic to see the vomit stain from some drunk customer that couldn't handle drinking a $500.00 glass of wine with the beanie-weanie appetizer or whatever......

The floor plan I would change by getting rid of that wine cellar. The bar area is acceptable to me because it has a tile floor there and I like the light fixtures okay. 
Now a photo of the dining room from hell with the ugly carpet and the Certified Public Accounting Office vibe. It's a sick twisted world we live in. I want the interior designer to know that their visions make my world a toilet......
The sitting room or lobby is so depressing. 
The interior designer must have tried to go for that "Bland" look. Bad vision! I would go with the painting FOUR DOGS PLAYING POKER with the Basset Hound obviously cheating at cards. So cool, everybody loves a cute basset hound, especially when they are cheating at cards. Imagine this incredible poker face on the painting.
He knows when to hold them and knows when to fold them. (Don't make me sing it) A photo like this is a major anti-depressant and it puts you in the mood for an enjoyable dining experience. This is the current floor plan of the restaurant space.
So this is what I would do with the current  floorplan:

1 Get rid of the wine room and convert it to more special seating like this VALENTINES DAY Booth: 
Notice how it is heart shaped, has that bright red whorehouse luster women love, and you can celebrate Valentine's day any day of the year. I would have the heart shaped chocolates made by local Chocolate Artisan Zak's Chocolates as the after dinner take home dessert.  I would have a movie themed 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea Captain Nemo's booth with matching Aquariums with concave glass covering just like in this photo only smaller to fit the booth size: 
I would have a custom ST. PADDY'S DAY booth with a four leaf clover entrance and beautiful pictures of Ireland and an all green interior.  I would have a Mine Shaft booth so it is like a mine shaft with glowing gems and small lights as faux diamonds in the  faux rock interior inside the booth with the  fluorescent rocks visible.
An Egyptian Themed booth with a Sphinx sort of like the Sphinx here in the photo,
with the decorated columns like below but on a smaller scale of course to fit in the booth.
and of course a Moroccan Booth. You would have to condense this idea to fit the booth but it would be so cool. Behold: 
And I would also have a Seance Booth with Crystal Ball in the middle of the table where you place your order talking to a floating projected head that's inside the ball. The kids would love it.
Just some of the theme restaurant ideas for the new owners I came up while drinking a diet coke with pop rocks in it.

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