What can I say. Five Giant Palm trees and a generic looking building and you have restaurant heaven in Apache Junction, Arizona. Taradiddles Restaurant for sale It use to be called the Cowboy Up Steakhouse and Saloon which reminded me of a Calendar I saw with a pretty girl on it with the same name minus steakhouse and saloon....
I really fixate on those palm trees because they sort of remind me of the Big W featured in the film, IT'S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD THE BIG W and the potential is here for a really cool restaurant. In fact I would transplant the middle palm tree elsewhere then bend the two to make the perfect W in a tribute to the film. Instead of $350,000 cash, the golden memories of great Argentine cuisine at EL JAGUAR.
Lots of outdoor seating when the weather is tolerant and would be handy if covid-19 strikes again. The signage on the restaurant is in desperate need of modernization and style as you can see below. I would install a neon or digital sign that catches the driver's attention at night.
I like the Moorish style on the entryway but it needs like a wild animal or mythical creature above the address of 285. Since I have now determined the restaurant should offer Argentinian cuisine it would feature a sculpture of a Jaguar which is native to Argentina and Arizona and the restaurant must be named El JAGUAR
Very provocative.The backyard looks rather Stalinistic and generic. That needs some creative improvement.
Inside you have a stage for musical bands but it needs a little updating so it does not looks like a high school band stage from Wamsutter, Wyoming.
The interior of the restaurant needs improving as well because it too has a Soviet Generic Stalanistic appearance. A review on Tripadvisor dated May 4, 2023 pretty much tells the tale on why the restaurant is up for sale. "We ordered breakfast. Biscuits and gravy and the scrambler. Biscuits and gravy, cold and only one piece of sausage in the entire plate of gravy. My scrambler was decent. We had to ask for refill on my coffee and waitress forgot milk. The milk was not good after she brought it to table. After using the women's restroom, I could not finish my scrambler. Toilets were black, floors filthy. I can just imagine how the kitchen looks. We will not be back." And of course this lovely review, "I really like this place. The people who work there are golden.
The draft beer selection is good.
But from time to time I walk in and get hit full force with the "CESSPOOL VIBE."
I walked in today, and walked out because the atmosphere made my senses go sideways? It
really smelled like crap inside.
I'm not a plumber, but I can damn well betcha that I could figure out how to make this
nonsense stop.
Homey just cannot eat in a place smelling like a cesspool.
I don't like to smell sewage when I eat? Do you?
It does not often happen, but it happens often enough.
Why don't they fix this issue?
They fix the stink and I'll give them four stars. So the first thing the new buyer should do after paying a 1,000,000 for this dump is to have it deep cleaned and sanitized and have the plumbing checked.
Looking at another angle at the bar
The menu would offer Argentinian style steaks with chimchurri. See Video: Argentinian Steak with red chimchurri and because the logo of the restaurant is the Jaguar (One of the few big cats that love water) it would offer "Pacific Sanddabs", Trout, and Black Cod Argentinian style. For the poultry side I would offer Cornish Hen as well. I would fix the stage up and make it look more professional and besides bands and dancing I would have an annual Miss Jaguar Beauty Contest because I just received revelation from God that all women worth their salt want to put on their resume they were MISS JAGUAR Laughing. I love it when God feeds me lines and ideas. Praise the Lord!Needless to say, this restaurant needs a new owner and following these simple ideas will put El Jaguar on the map for Apache Junction. Come on down and eat under the "Big W" at EL JAGUAR.
Very provocative.
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