Koral Kafe & Entertainment for sale in Washington, Utah

 

The Koral Kafe and Entertainment for sale in Washington, Utah. Washington is right next door to St. George, Utah if you are curious about geographical location. I read the reviews and it had positive and negative. 
After studying the Bible, the Quran, The Book of Mormon, and Pyramid Schemes for Dummies, I threw all those concepts out except for one idea out of the Book of Mormon and really focused about how to make a successful restaurant in Washington, Utah.  There are only 6 women mentioned in the Book of Mormon. One of them was the super hot harlot known as ISABEL. Here is the LDS Magazine take on the harlot known as ISABEL . It dawned on me that the new owners of the restaurant should rename the place ISABEL'S and instead of a Golden Angel Moroni on top of the building blowing a trumpet I would have a Golden Isabel holding out a gold platter with a Roast Turkey on it. I disagree with Hugh Nibley, I think Corianton did not follow Isabel due to physical desire because the city of Zarahemla probably had plenty of strip clubs or at least a Spearmint Rhino and an adult bookstore out by the airport across from the Baptist church, but I argue Corianton lusted after her cooking ability and knowledge of cuisine, especially Roast Turkey and the way she knew how to season with salt and pepper which are unheard of spices in Mormon cuisine. If you have ever been to a LDS Ward Dinner the idea of cuisine in Mormondom is a 500lb green jello with 12 marshmellows suspended in it to represent the Quorum of the 12. This story should be printed inside the new menu rather tongue and cheek as "The Facts About Isabel As I Know Them". I want the new Isabel's to have the same menu as Hart's Turkey Farm Restaurant in New Hampshire 
Now that is a Turkey Menu I could sink my teeth into. Just read it. You really want Turkey and not just for Thanksgiving because they make it so many different ways. Successful too, has been in business for 60 years! 60 YEARS!!! If I ever make it to New Hampshire, Hart's Turkey Farm is a culinary bucket list destination. Now the Koral Kafe has a very nice new interior. 
and also has outside seating. 
Comfortable booths to sit in as well
so it would be a lot of fun to gather there for a great Turkey lunch or dinner to prepare you for a sound nights sleep later on with all that natural Tryptophan from the turkey in your system.

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